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三字經

三字經

人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山:Dou, the Famous
有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子:All his five sons took it
名俱揚:and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教:If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過:It is all your fault.
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰:their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學:You may refuse to study this
非所宜:but that is a real mistake
幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何? :you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不學:If you don't learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness


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