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happy_cow

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姑奶結婚當天奶奶醉咗,對女婿們發表了以下偉論.

"我話你地知, 將來係屋企我會對你地好好架,有如自己仔一樣, 知點解嗎? 怕你對我個女唔好呀! 我偏心架!

女婿就梗要好啦, 仔就唔同啦, 新抱啫, 大不了換過一個, 我自己對個仔好就夠啦, 佢唔怕一世冇人錫!"

我當時心諗, 奶奶你好野, 咁都講得出口, 唔好以為醉就大曬喎!

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sbandliz

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好媽媽勳章

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發表於 09-2-10 09:30 |只看該作者

一定有報應
佢識咁講,女婿個媽都識!

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Siuchoi

珍珠宮

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真係佢D女先有呀媽生~ 人地D女就石頭爆出黎既!!

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littlesister

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畀面勳章

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呢d叫酒後吐真言嘛, 心諗好啦, 仲講埋出黎

呢d 人真係不知所謂, 你咁對人個女, 人地一樣可以咁對你個女之嘛, 有報應架:;pppp:

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paulineluk

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真係酒後吐真言囉... 咁佢都係你老公嘅阿媽only, 冇血緣關係, 咁唔駛對佢咁好啦~~

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anita0725

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你奶奶以前都係咁受佢奶奶氣！！！真慘　！！！
咁你快D BEAR 個仔出嚟, 咁錫晒個仔, 咪理佢老豆 (你c6) 同佢嫲嫲(你99) 囉!!

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joyjoyma

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好得人驚!

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ac321

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好媽媽勳章

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My 99's theory is...... more 得人驚!

In the past 40 years, when my husband was a baby:
my 99 said (to my grand-mother / her 99): They (my husband and his brothers/sisters) are your grandsons/daughters. You have the responsibility to take care of them.
Then, their grand-mother took care of him (as well as his brothers and sisters) when they are kids. All the kids live in their grandmother's flat.

And now, when their grandmother became old and can't work (no $).
My 99 said (to my husband): Your grandmother need someone to take care of. Do you remember when you are a kid, she take care of you. And now, it is your responsibility to take care of her (and give her $).......

In my 99's theory, she (99) haven't got any responsibility to take care of her parents, parents in law, and her kids. Therefore, she haven't give $1 to her 99. And her kids (my husband) should have the responsibility to take care of his parents, his grandparents and his kids.........

Under such education system, my husband is: a good grandson (take care of grandmother before), a good son (take care of my 62 99 now), a good son in law (take care of my parents now), a good husband (take care of me now), a good father (take care of my 2 kids now) !!! It is because he thinks those are all his responsibility!

I should says 'thank you' to my 99 here!

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sylcaca

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原帖由 ac321 於 09-2-10 10:50 發表
My 99's theory is...... more 得人驚!

In the past 40 years, when my husband was a baby:
my 99 said (to my grand-mother / her 99): They (my husband and his brothers/sisters) are your grandsons/daughter ...

咁大棚人都搞得掂, 俾10個叻你C6

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juicypig

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環保接龍勳章 hashtag影視迷勳章

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發表於 09-2-10 16:57 |只看該作者

嘩, 你奶奶咁都得

一個人之所以快樂,不是因為她擁有得多, 而是因為她計較得少

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sumyau

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bonnie1103c

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咪就係

原帖由 littlesister 於 09-2-10 09:51 發表
呢d叫酒後吐真言嘛, 心諗好啦, 仲講埋出黎呢d 人真係不知所謂, 你咁對人個女, 人地一樣可以咁對你個女之嘛, 有報應架:;pppp:

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ac321

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好媽媽勳章

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Yes, he is great!!!!! I love him very much

原帖由 sylcaca 於 09-2-10 11:41 發表

咁大棚人都搞得掂, 俾10個叻你C6

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樂樂小天使

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原帖由 sumyau 於 09-2-10 17:09 發表
我99夠勁啦！話說有日黃昏6點鐘，我湊個女返到屋企，見到99浪緊床單同被袋，我就講：e 咁晚仲洗0既？等我0聽日洗嘛！跟住佢無出聲（62好彩都在場），到食飯時，竟然走左入房，咁62就入去問佢做乜仲唔開飯，點知99哩個時候就想打我毒針，同62講話 ...

好在你老爺明事理咋!!

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Tuscany

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原帖由 sumyau 於 09-2-10 17:09 發表
我99夠勁啦！話說有日黃昏6點鐘，我湊個女返到屋企，見到99浪緊床單同被袋，我就講：e 咁晚仲洗0既？等我0聽日洗嘛！跟住佢無出聲（62好彩都在場），到食飯時，竟然走左入房，咁62就入去問佢做乜仲唔開飯，點知99哩個時候就想打我毒針，同62講話 ...

Wow your 62 is so 勁

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happy_cow

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奶奶... 你好野...

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happy_cow

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再講... 我其實經已生咗一件...(仔...)

生完第一胎時...奶奶叫我快啲生第二胎..當時因為同住.. 但再多一個bb就一定唔夠住..咁我同老公plan梗搬..但當然要時間...

奶奶叫我生..我話都唔夠地方啦.. 佢竟然講以下的野..:

大仔咪搬過黎我地房同我地(62,99)訓.. 最多我做過張上下格雙人床..你生咗咪自己湊細果個.. 大果個交俾我得啦... 咁第二果個大咗, 就過黎同阿哥一齊訓... 咁你可以生第三個, 仲有一間細房.. (請大家明白間房只可以放一張2呎半床, 連柜都唔夠位果種), 細房仲可以放一張上下格床.. 即係你可以生4個..

short架..我係豬咩...

都唔同佢嘈.. 我話...生bb的事... 遲啲先... 隨緣...

後來佢知我地plan好搬. 就同我講:

你地要搬, 唔係唔得... 不過夜晚你湊返啲孫俾我... (因為我係fulltime媽咪), (但奶奶要返工, 仲係不定時放工), 細的又話要食奶你就自己湊, 大嘅介咗奶就"總之"湊過黎俾我地, 第二朝你自己上黎湊返佢地返學..

我心諗, 奶奶,你冇野呀

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