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WongMing 寫道:
我喺夫婦情感果邊睇到架,笑死我,妳地睇下啦~~~

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the Silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "lease wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

joejoebebe 寫道:
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wongming

妳都儍gei, 我大妳地咁多, 到時我都死左la

emileleung 寫道:
今日我最早......早晨呀咁多位.

琴日亞旦打比我知道有喜事喎 ! (可能個消息遲左小小) 不過我好開心, 因為第2 時我個 BB 又有好多幾個小妹妹同小弟弟一齊玩.
MON ......恭喜你.....恭喜你, 添丁又發財. 記住萬事都要小心, 你食多 D 野呀! 你知道你自己有幾瘦啦, 總之小心.

bebu 寫道:
我已經娘家回來啦, 好累呀....出面都幾熱下, 我相公直情係散左個隻....