Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage (huh?)
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married men should forget his mistakes--there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as a good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
我的寶汶囡~~~ :cheeze:
4月11日出世~~~3.655kg,49.7cm
5月12日 ~~~~~4.59kg,55cm
6月13日 ~~~~~5.59kg,60cm
8月15日 ~~~~~6.91kg,65cm
10月17日 ~~~~~7.89kg,68cm
2月9日~~~~~~~9.55kg,75cm
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