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男爵府

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發表於 09-6-16 14:21 |只看該作者
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

[ 本帖最後由 山SANDRA渣 於 09-6-16 14:28 編輯 ]
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together ........

Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you
And you for me
So happy together


男爵府

積分: 9253


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發表於 09-6-16 14:25 |只看該作者
R e p l y Mail



DEAR Madam,



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme..html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do,DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.



Good Luck Madam!



[ 本帖最後由 山SANDRA渣 於 09-6-16 14:27 編輯 ]
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together ........

Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you
And you for me
So happy together


公爵府

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發表於 09-6-16 23:11 |只看該作者
發人深省的文章....


大宅

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發表於 09-6-17 00:04 |只看該作者
我個用左十幾年 gei Husband 1.0 都係個 great program,唔知有無得 upgrade CPU 同加 d RAM 等佢反應快 d 呢?但係個版面同 OS 唔駛轉,因為我已經操作得好純熟,佢亦運作得好好!


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