原帖由 dincat 於 09-4-11 11:35 AM 發表 
唔識英文, 呢幅圖都已比晒TIPS
係喎...
無注意到
但監獄同公司無乜分別喎
Prison : You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell (監獄：你大部分時間在 10 尺見方的囚室裡)
Office : You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office (辦公室：你大部分時間在 6 尺見方的工作間裡)
Prison : You get three meals a day fully paid for (監獄：三餐免費供應)
Office : You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it (辦公室：有短暫的用膳時間讓你吃一餐，自費)
Prison : You get time off for good behaviour (監獄：行為良好，有假放)
Office : You get more work for good behaviour (辦公室：行為良好，上司加你的「辛」)
Prison : The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you (監獄：督導員為你開門關門)
Office : You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself (辦公室：你要隨身帶保安電腦卡，自己開門鎖門)
Prison : You can watch TV and play games (監獄：你可以看電視玩遊戲)
Office : You could get fired for watching TV and playing games (辦公室：在辦公室看電視玩遊戲，有炒魷之虞)
Prison : You get your own toilet (監獄：你有私家廁所)
Office : You have to share the toilet with some people (辦公室：你要同別人公用廁所)
Prison : They allow your family and friends to visit (監獄：家人可以來探你)
Office : You aren't even supposed to speak to your family (辦公室：謝絕私人探訪)
Prison : All expenses are paid by the taxpayers (監獄：一切開支由納稅人負擔)
Office : You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary (辦公室：上班交通費一概自己負責，發薪前先扣稅)
Prison : You must deal with sadistic wardens (監獄：你要與有虐待狂的督導員周旋)
Office : They are called your supervisors (辦公室：在辦公室，這類人叫做你的上司)
代召版主忠告網民：如果你現在是用辦公室的電腦看這篇文章，趕快離線，繼續工作！(你的上司可能就在你後面)
不要問國家能為你們做些甚麼，要問你們能為國家做些甚麼。Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
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唔好亂做我代言人喎! 我幾時有咁講?
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mouth: 要犯好大罪先入得去
坐監定度假呀?
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