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Valeriemama 寫道:

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時間 : lunch
地點 : kwun tong 某大廈貨 lift
人物 : a-推住 1 車貨既送貨工人
b-高貴的靚女
c-靚女的飯腳

今天, 靚女與飯腳出街食 lunch, 搭貨 lift
去到 6/f, 有個送貨工人推住車貨想入又唔入, lift 門開關左 2 次先入 lift
係咁將車貨推入 lift, 借借就唔講, 險些撞到高貴的靚女
以下是節錄 3 人的對話

b: (大叫) 喂, 睇住呀, 咪撞埋黎, 撞親我你養我 1 世呀, 1 世幸福比哂你
a: wa, 我都係鑽石黎架 (靚女心諗, 鑽你個頭), 有樓有車架
b: (咀 miu miu) 車, 我公司夠大把樓 law, 你要乜樓, 3 樓定褲樓
a: d 樓我私人架
c: (對住靚女講) 人地話送層樓比你, 仲唔多謝人
b: 我送番層樓比你呀, 我 到你起樓呀, 你想要幾多層

lift 門開, 靚女與飯腳 1 齊講
"條友都痴肯線"

happy_mother 寫道:
tell you one thing, today lunch I ate at resturant, and there were two students (I think around 14 yrs old) sit in the same table, their conversation are :
A : Did you use condom at that time
B: No la, I think will not have la
A : Hap ng Happy
B : very high

happy_mother 寫道:
tell you one thing, today lunch I ate at resturant, and there were two students (I think around 14 yrs old) sit in the same table, their conversation are :
A : Did you use condom at that time
B: No la, I think will not have la
A : Hap ng Happy
B : very high

SZEYUEN 寫道:
佢地D呀好尖好利
咬人好痛

karen&angus 寫道:
人人,
多謝你讚Julius
你今晚返屋企都可以試下俾Elise自己hold甜筒食,
我估elise一樣係咁叻

happy_mother 寫道:
after lunch, I am thinking whether yiu yiu will give the刺激 when she is 13, 14 yrs old

after lunch, I am thinking whether yiu yiu will give the刺激 when she is 13, 14 yrs old

happy_mother 寫道:
tell you one thing, today lunch I ate at resturant, and there were two students (I think around 14 yrs old) sit in the same table, their conversation are :
A : Did you use condom at that time
B: No la, I think will not have la
A : Hap ng Happy
B : very high

CarMan 寫道:
頭先咪有d 唔開心down mood,
我即刻拎支香水出黎用,
醒晒

SZEYUEN 寫道:
正傻婆