今早要帶bb去照x光
公主問: BB drinks formula or fresh milk for the breakfast?
我 (已經好興距) : you check there is any fresh milk? (昨早已經喝FORMULA)
公主: No fresh milk, mum
我: so formula or fresh milk?????!!!!!!!!!!!
我: When are you going to feel baby breakfast?
公主: Mum, when do you want me to feed?
我: I am asking you and you asking me back?
公主: 8.20am, mum
我: Why?
公主: Coz everyday 8.20am
我: What if baby wakes up at 7.00am? still 8.20am. You should feed him half hour later after you changed the diaper for the baby.
4月20號
BB 7點15分起床
我: Baby boo boo, prepare warm water to clean 屁屁
公主走去裝暖水給我BB飲!!!!
我超火大再說: prepare warm water to clean 屁屁, baby poo poo
五分鐘後 我BB又POO POO
公主: Mum, bb poo poo again
我: Ok, let him stay alone and finish
兩分鐘後 我自己CHECKED BB應該POO POO完
我: check bb finishing poo poo or not.
公主依然整祿木企響度
我忍不住大拍手掌: GO AND CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
之後公主: When shall I feed BB breakfast?
我: I told you yesterday......?????!!!!!
公主: 8.10am? 8.00am?
我: Think carefully before you answer me
跟住我去左TAKE SHOWER
我洗完問公主: when did you change the diaper
公主: 7.20AM
我: feed BB breakfast at 7.50am, so now you tell when you should feed BB breakfast:
公主: 30mins after changed diaper
同意!佢地好多時聽唔明架!
昨天我同工人講:早上唔好拖地,等我地出左去先拖,(當時我跟她在廚房)跟住佢好叻豬、笑著同我講「ok! I will clean the chicken first 」仲要用手指著廚房,笑容燦爛地說
我話:Here is kitchen!
佢眼碌碌望住我,我再出動google translate 將英文譯番印尼文,佢先知講錯左
回到公司打開盒子 ... .... 我份早餐 係沙丁魚但三文治 當天15 我係食斋 還想說剛放假回公司很忙 一份三文治當早餐同午餐 呢下真係食X囉... ...
我打電話媽到個公主飛起: you said you understand but put the wrong sandwiches again!!!
公主: mum I am sorry I make the mistake, I do not know why....
我: USELESS! RUBBISH! always make the mistake, I just came back for one day, can't you just do your job right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!