ndw: Some people think spouse is like clothes that can be switched. But parents can not be switched. Picture that this is the philosophy they hold to teach their children. I don't want my daughters marry to a husband who come from a family with this kind of thinking. See, before she marry, this kind of family already shown a sign of having in law relationship problem. And the husband already bond to his parents more than his wife.
Husband: not just that, they may have step parents to deal with. They will have more in law relationship problems.
ndw: I heard a girl friends from college say the following. "My parents don't want me to marry any guy with any devoiced parent..........."
Husband: So, she "marry" to a married man with parents who never devoiced before.
daughter: what is blue berry good for?
ndw: good for brain.
daughter: what is carrot good for?
ndw: good for eyes.
daughter: what is corn good for? mouth: I can't think of anything
ndw: good for eatting.
husband:
daughter: I am not joking, what i corn good for?
husband: good for pooping. see mammy cover one end when daddy cover the other end.