I kneeled down under the bar counter to wipe the floor. After I was done, I stand up and hit my head to the corner of the bar counter from underneath. The impact produce a big noise, my husband saw the whole thing.
my husband: "ouch! Are you okay?" He walked toward me and check me out see if I was okay.
Even I had pain on top of my head, I still laugh at my husband. I was the one who get hit and he is the one who say "ouch".
My husband: "If you become stupid, it would be an expensive floor. "
I: "If I die, it would be a cheap floor again. " (life insurance)
My husband: " Try again and make sure you hit it good this time. No, it would be cheap for you but not me. Something is priceless like a mother of our children and a wife."