話說我同老公傾緊計,我影印緊D文件,老公坐喺電腦前面,
我同佢講緊我一個好乞人憎嘅女性親戚,
咁我老公突然話:She is pretty.
我:唔係呀話,She is fat like a pig.
老公:No, she is not fat, she is good looking.
我:吓?你D taste咁正,你去娶佢做老婆啦,費事俾人懷疑我質素低。
老公:But she is married.
我:Of course, my aunt is married. What're you talking about?
老公指住個電腦:She!
原來係Kate Middleton,唔怪之得啦!
我俾我老公激C,9唔搭8,不過好彩佢都幾有taste。
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