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>> INSTALLING HUSBAND
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>> Dear Tech Support,
>> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>>distinct slow down in overall system performance --
>> Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
>>flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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>> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
>>as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
>>programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no
>>longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
>>running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>>
>> What can I do?
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>>
>> Signed, Desperate
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>> Dear Desperate:
>> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While
>>Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and
try
>>to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
>>that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
>>run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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>>
>> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
>>default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
>>very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
>>the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
>>resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
>>These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
>>memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
>>buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
>>Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>> Good Luck,
>> Tech Support