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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

Busy 寫道:
dear all,

我又黎接涕涕個蕉, 亞倫深宵入黎say hi好消遙~

阿倫俊弟弟，笑住say hi好賢弟~

甘夜哨俏場，忙裡抽空值得表揚~

吾水幫揍仔，家有賢妻幸福整齊~

太座發浪黎，耍下花槍扭下耳仔~

叫你咪再曳，好男人顧家錫嬌妻~

冧家摘星迷 , 開心識你請多D入黎~

鼻屎痴得豬豬多, 學下食雞腸..試下作雞腸si, si妹吾好笑我, 等鼻屎係到斑門弄下個斧, 見諒~見諒~

偶有雞腸si, Alan吃不消~~

Alan,

Open the door see mountain, my english is only company limited..

Please be patient to see the following poem..just for u....hope u enjoy it~~

Alan is our brother~~~
He is also a good father~~
I cannot find another~~~
Come to have fun, don't bother~~

被條偉哥成日痴住架鼻涕上

亂噏雞腸鵝腸鳥腸的鼻屎上

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鼻屎D ink 門巧dim wor, 如果你咄泥見我地, 一於掛住條鷄腸啦!! 禾就着住件5号衫, 因為滙豐係禾 ga 愛股!

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

Busy 寫道:
Dear all,

接埋呢堆, 禾要睇股高追~~
(呢句送俾我同道老二妹o既)

鼻屎接到流晒汗, 個si好長又好long~~

入黎個壇四年從來只有看多個講~
三八入黎兩個幾月up到發臭好鬼狼~
發肉篇數勁致六八九你都咪話吾忙∼
上左隱每日要噏食住早餐對到好狼~

吾參予因好忙碌要湊女將家務趕~
參予si 壇攪攪震越唱越爽快成病狂~

咦! Busy妳吾駛工架?
妳Husband好本事bor!!

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發表於 06-5-10 21:39 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

茄子,

禾矛食cake屎, 里排屎番舌茄子

貢典械化....亞qiang哥d 針床nei 刀脾迷禾 :-( :-(
禾矛乳懷抱.....河浮乳針張許

咦咦,
nei 仲唔咄call 開大會

oldcake 寫道:
找神痾

豬屎妹,
做乜今蕉貢找上來播到呀食si cake 食到貢羊羊呀

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發表於 06-5-10 22:16 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

[size=large]再接屎鼻涕咀咀.....又泥返返水......

阿倫俊弟弟，笑住say hi好賢弟~一齊入泥圍威喂

甘夜哨俏場，忙裡抽空值得表揚~入黑王國好踩場

吾水幫揍仔，家有賢妻幸福整齊~倫嫂遲早入埋泥

太座發浪黎，耍下花槍扭下耳仔~下一回合生個仔

叫你咪再曳，好男人顧家錫嬌妻~子子女女好字黎

冧家摘星迷 , 開心識你請多D入黎~三年抱兩更好計

Open the door see mountain, my english is only company limited..
Close the window blocked the sea, my chilglish is funfunny KIM WAT DUK

Please be patient to see the following poem..just for u....hope u enjoy it~~
Please be careful to look into the bothering GUM

just for you, you won't forget it

Alan is our brother~~~he would never bother~
He is also a good father~~i hope he is my mother
I cannot find another~~~poem with us and diva
Come to have fun, don't bother~~Do enjoy~~ together

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發表於 06-5-10 22:29 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

茄子,
nei 種唔屎....米口輕輕炸唔紙

老二咄泥做台主, 一姨開壇掃銀煮

好嘢

....
茄茄送禮老二送紙, 豬屎eat定咄cake屎

塊擇日煮

happy62 寫道:
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Busy 寫道:
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oldcake 寫道:
豬屎妹,

如果禾哋有機會相認, 禾送一份強哥既珍藏比過nei, 果d珍藏真是好珍貴架, 街街無得賣架

痂痂:

如果禾哋相認呢? 你送咩俾禾呀, 衰鬼~~

鼻屎上

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唔制....禾又要相認! 茄茄送乜比我啫?

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發表於 06-5-10 22:49 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

[size=large]再接豬屎咀咀.....

阿倫俊弟弟，笑住say hi好賢弟~
一齊入泥圍威喂, 傾到好似鬼食泥

甘夜哨俏場，忙裡抽空值得表揚~
入黑王國好踩場, 低調倫哥唔想揚

吾水幫揍仔，家有賢妻幸福整齊~
倫嫂遲早入埋泥, 雙劍合璧一齊泥

太座發浪黎，耍下花槍扭下耳仔~
下一回合生個仔, 同亞Rosaline添個弟弟

叫你咪再曳，好男人顧家錫嬌妻~
子子女女好字黎, 倫嫂唔再發long 嚟

冧家摘星迷 , 開心識你請多D入黎~
三年抱兩更好計, 有仔有女唔閉翳

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發表於 06-5-10 23:40 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

to all forty+ sister

no one in writing either chinese or english peom but come across a good article to share with you all (especially those have kids in high school)

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-p resident with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

happy,
做乜捨棄我地班女人五十呀? :-( :-( :-(

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

鼻屎, 茄屎,

謎題 : 送nei 一網屎 (入命考刀哥哥了歌)

mi 底: 最右eat行第"si" 舊字.....自紙尋飽摸臍兒

黑膠片....復黑王＜－－剔ｈｅｒｅ (禾考赤nei)

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

多極,(doggie)

豬屎英門考水, 多極要多通水,
包機敎吟仔女, 十一規範來舉,
up到考柱眠咀, 人更勁多財水,
發財立品回水, 王國煮友才需!

He earns too much in the internet world...
Is it possible to teach how's money back??

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

恨唔雀記ｊｕ史．．．又里捉．．．咦．．．．音！！！
老咦．．．ｎｅｉ[size=x-large]買酒

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發表於 06-5-11 07:53 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

ＤＥＡＲcheerio：

nei吾好甘謙啦!呢個壇你中英文加鄉話係阿最..
多極,(doggie)

豬屎英門考水, 多極要多通水,
謙虛敬禮佢最, 鼻涕吾敢多咀,

包機敎吟仔女, 十一規範來舉,
開班教學進取, 四十奇才絕對,

up到考柱眠咀, 人更勁多財水,
吾訓半夜樂趣, 煮妹對到啜咀,

發財立品回水, 王國煮友才需!
望住六合彩醉, 個壇有你妙舉!

He earns too much in the internet world...
Is it possible to teach how's money back??

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鼻涕多口應咀

NNN

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發表於 06-5-11 08:11 |只看該作者

Re: 有冇四十幾歲

dear 膚盡靚晒老二:
[size=large]再接豬屎咀咀.....

阿倫俊弟弟，笑住say hi好賢弟~
一齊入泥圍威喂, 傾到好似鬼食泥
展願老來稱心如意,兒孫滿堂笑逐顏開,

甘夜哨俏場，忙裡抽空值得表揚~
入黑王國好踩場, 低調倫哥唔想揚
煮妹約埋傾巢而出,有你無我任意吟絕

吾水幫揍仔，家有賢妻幸福整齊~
倫嫂遲早入埋泥, 雙劍合璧一齊泥
夫唱婦隨王國開窗,舌戰唇槍全力泡腸

太座發浪黎，耍下花槍扭下耳仔~
下一回合生個仔, 同亞Rosaline添個弟弟
煮妹依偎戥興薑迷,四十歡欣贈賀倫家嘻哈哈,

叫你咪再曳，好男人顧家錫嬌妻~
子子女女好字黎, 倫嫂唔再發long 嚟
男男女女齊團心, 嫂子添璋然後再弄瓦,

冧家摘星迷 , 開心識你請多D入黎~
三年抱兩更好計, 有仔有女唔閉翳
六年易過俏飛場, 安居樂業透心涼

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早餐食到傻左架鼻涕蟲上

NNN

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Re: 有冇四十幾歲

oldcake 寫道:
鼻屎妹,

吓!!!!!!乜原來周圍都有得買架? 等我仲以為執到寶tim 我講緊電影原聲喎 ?-(

Dear all pretty women,

Good morning,

痂妹 & all :

re : 舊si歌曲

我冇估錯, 首Interlude好似舊SI電影"玉樓春曉"的歌曲, 係咪?? 我重記得個歌手把聲, 男吾似男女吾似女, 都幾特別, 我哥個張黑膠都是電影完聲, 可能電影完聲係市場度較難搵得到, anyway, 如果禾地真係相認, 我吾介意你送俾禾哇~ 衰鬼~~再講番blue balloon的男歌手, 佢把聲好吸引女性, 我二家姐以前成日開呢首歌聽, 重話鐘意左個男歌手添, 我二家姐好祟洋, 所以最終佢都係嫁個鬼佬, 而家過著好悠遊自在的生活!

你重記唔記得有個Boy George, 佢喜歡作女性打扮, 有幾首歌當時都幾過隱:do you really want to hurt me, Camacamilar(吾記得個spelling), War 都係幾好聽, 後來佢好似吸毒要入獄..吾知有冇記錯, 有冇人知??

重有pet shop boys佢地的歌當時黎講, 都係咄位, 節奏感強勁, 聽到人好爽~~

鼻屎上

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