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多謝你呀tazmanic... 我依排都做到冇哂direction... 日日10幾個鐘真係人都顛... 所以人都冇咁冷靜... 你講得口岩.. 我要開心d, 又唔係係到打一世工... 不過我想攞package走囉... 佢地d老世, 做唔到野都可以攞成幾mil走(尤其係我個個, 幾年前炒過架啦... 又可以返嚟做

), 唔明點解我地唔可以... anyway... 我唔砧可以再咁lazy啦, 要努力搵工!!!

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godivachoc,
做老闆做到咁小氣, 真係令人難頂ga, 又令人覺得忟!

上來發洩左情緒係米好d呢? 有唔開心上黎chat 下, 人都會平衡d.

不過記住:老闆唔like 你係佢嘅事, 你同樣有權唔受佢影響。最重要保持平常心. 開心心情會令bb更開心有時我唔開心, 我會睇下阿b d 照片, 人都開心番ga!

努力! 加油!!!!
順便幫你打下你個boss
[size=x-large]笑多d 啦

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Hi all,

Good morning. 剛才下落巴士就下大雨, 公司樓下又多水"tum", 現在對鞋仲好濕, 好彩對鞋吾係新, 如果吾係又肉疼死.

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Hi godivachoc,

如果做到炆, 上黎發洩下, 我都時時想resign, 我連resignation letter 都draft埋, 但我當這份工是日薪計, 完了一日便又賺左, 所以甘樣黎勸自己一日拖一日lor.

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Hi,
Want to share with you an interesting email just received :

MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION

POSITION:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an
often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent
communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable
hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour
shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments
in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier
duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue
repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and
be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small
gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must
screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of
multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize
social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be
willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must
handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap,
plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the
best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete
accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also
include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &

ROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years,
complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that
those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a
continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A
balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that
college will help them become financially independent. When you die,
you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this
reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could
only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this
job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
for life if you play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the Moms you know, in appreciation for everything
they do on a daily basis, and let them know they are appreciated!

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godivachoc，

家镇冇办法啦，家里开支越来越多，resign都係諗吓就算，过得一日得一日， ride the cow find the horse la, 化悲愤为劳力，劳力諗工！
公司有乜package可以攞成架？

tiffanyma,
係呀，今日下雨好大,我對鞋都濕晒, 好彩我有spare鞋在公司（其实是两个星期以前买但还未拿回家）

夢想成真！

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