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別墅

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161#
發表於 06-1-20 12:34 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

sorry


複式洋房

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162#
發表於 06-1-21 17:21 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

基本上我99都唔錯,但佢成日以為自己整嘅嘢係冇人能及......記得我老公曾係佢阿媽面前讚我廚藝好(唔係講笑,一圍八餸一湯難唔倒我......唔好意思,有啲自大 )咁有次我老公叫我負責煮一圍,點知99全晚乜都唔食......話胃痛喎......之後,夜晚走去煮公仔麵,胃痛到要食公仔麵???啲戲真係假。

嗰次之後,我未入過佢廚房掂佢個鑊鏟 :tongue:


民房

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163#
發表於 06-1-21 20:09 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

事實上我唔想話我99,[size=medium]but she really drives me CRAZY!!!

CASE 1:
After my bb was born, me and my husband went for shopping for bb's clothes. 99 phoned us and said: "bb doesn't need clothes, bb doesn't need to wear any clothes at home, so don't need to buy"

CASE 2:
my "tai so" just got bb, and 99 bought alot of clothes for the unborn bb already. And she showed me the clothes too!!! I think she is a bit ?-( ?-(
How come my bb doesn't need any, but Tai So's bb needs alot of clothes?

CASE 3:
99 said we don't need to buy a bed for bb because bb can sleep in a [size=x-large]"FRUIT BOX"!!!

CASE 4:
Always ask me "does bb start to eat bb rice yet?"
I told her "huh? yes of course, long time ago"
actually she always think I never cook bb rice for bb.
.

CASE 5:
Always said my bb is too thin because we don't give him to eat anything. In fact because my bb is allergy to alot of things, so need to be very careful of eating.

RESULT:
Because I don't want to see her anymore, so we plan to move to Australia!!!!!!!!!!


伯爵府

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164#
發表於 06-1-22 18:29 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

Case 1:

放完產假前1日交帶99: 我同老公唔係度,唔好帶bb出街喎.
99:(帶d質問成份)點解呀.
我心諗:無o野o華,個仔你ka,佢咁細,仲有鼻敏感,你成食煙....

Case2:
99:(同我老公講)亞仔呀,幫bb擺滿月酒law,等亞媽搵吓錢都好ah?
我:聽講d利是係bb'架'喎!


男爵府

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165#
發表於 06-1-23 00:14 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典

我都係不停咁笑~

WINNIEYIP 寫道:
菠羅煲雞,睇到都笑到收唔到聲


男爵府

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166#
發表於 06-1-23 04:52 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典

kiwibird,
Yr CASE 3 同我99一樣,唔洗買bb床,話冇位擺wor,
佢話去日本城買


大宅

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167#
發表於 06-1-23 09:32 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典

下!?
希望相信 "快樂不是因為擁有的多,而是因為計較的少。"


複式洋房

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168#
發表於 06-1-26 17:21 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典

我未結婚前, 試過99襯我老公行開咗, 就即刻當住好多親戚面前話我: 好心你去整吓塊面啦!
我聽完真係 , 但係又唔出得聲, 連佢d親戚都唔知點好! 而家諗番都勁嬲!!
又試過生完bb, 我喺房餵人奶, 佢就成日入嚟睇, 仲試過有男人喺度都開咗我度門, 真係痴線! 之後我咪鎖門才餵, 點知佢大大聲喺房門口話: 呀嫂, 你做咩鎖門呀? 我話: 我餵緊奶! 佢話: 餵奶做咩鎖門!??
又試過佢嚟同我湊bb, 無端端講講吓嘢, 就喺廳度當住我面除褲換褲!! 我就即刻話: 99, 人哋望過嚟睇到嫁! 佢先好似如夢初醒!!
仲有又成日當住人面前話佢同我坐月好辛苦, 但係其實喺成個坐月期間, 佢只係每日煮2餐飯比我食 (1餐仲係前一晚食淨嘅餸叮番熱), 補品全部都係我朝朝自己煲, bb d嘢都係我自己做番, 佢就日日喺度聽粵曲, 搞到我有產後抑鬱, 仲想同老公離婚, 因為我之前諗住請陪月, 點知佢話d錢比人賺不如比佢賺, 仲話佢都同人做過陪月, 點知, 佢連同bb沖涼又唔識, 烚奶樽都唔識, 煲親d湯我都唔飲得, 一隻雞食5日, 仲同我媽咪講話我日日有雞食! 而我一日只係瞓得4個鐘, 5點幾餵完奶, 我8點起身, 都比佢周圍唱我話我瞓得晏!! 都唔諗吓全屋人包括佢瞓晒, 坐緊月嘅我晚上12點幾仲喺度洗同烚奶樽, 之後1點幾又要餵奶! 所以佢一提坐月, 我就真係火都嚟埋!!


民房

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169#
發表於 06-1-26 18:21 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典

呢個topic好正!!!

我睇完大家o既99...發覺以為電視劇先有o既99係現實生活存在架!!仲有過之而無不及

我老公結婚前曾經講過,佢亞媽一定唔會煩, 因為佢亞麻係超煩, 以前日日煩住99,所以佢亞媽一定唔會學佢.

結左婚兩年后, 老公話佢發覺99越來越似當年99所講o既亞麻..越黎越煩..佢總結係:個個女人老左都係一樣!

好彩依家99係煩佢個仔..唔係煩我!


子爵府

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170#
發表於 06-1-29 10:26 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

cookiegg...

bb滿月d利是全部佢地落晒袋啦...

俾佢地賺到皮幾兩皮....好快就洗晒啦....


禁止訪問

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171#
發表於 06-1-29 12:17 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

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子爵府

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172#
發表於 06-1-29 12:31 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

joanthony...

幾時輪到我唔妥協??
我老公話....而家係佢攞$$出來擺酒...全部人情佢收返晒有咩唔啱......

成家人都賤格...


洋房

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173#
發表於 06-1-29 17:12 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

hello,我99仲勁,因為我生兩個都係女,佢同我話:你肯同我生個仔,我買隻三萬蚊啊錶俾你,我真係感激你,我俾番三萬蚊你自己生啦.


子爵府

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174#
發表於 06-1-29 17:24 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

小河馬...

我生果個係仔...我99話...生仔唔好...生女好...
生仔蝕$$...生女賺錢喎...


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175#
發表於 06-1-29 18:36 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

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發表於 06-1-29 18:40 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

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子爵府

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177#
發表於 06-1-29 20:36 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

joanthony...

我有做野...我根本唔洗佢養...仲要睇佢地面口...唔知邊個折墮...我永世都唔會忘記...佢話我搶左佢個仔啦...話佢娶新抱娶到咁折墮...
我無諗過要擺滿月酒...係佢地果家人要威話要擺...

我係男家邊有地位呀??個仔都唔爭我...幫晒佢阿媽...無野好講啦...我而家學識有仔...(我bb)萬事足...雖然人地話...個bb跟佢地姓...


男爵府

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178#
發表於 06-1-29 22:48 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

媽媽可人:

真係同病相憐,我結婚擺酒時,我99一個仙都冇出,但人情就佢攞走晒,真係

我宜家都仲憎緊佢 有咩理由啊

佢既理由係:人地既仔女第二時會結婚,要回禮架!!


侯爵府

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179#
發表於 06-1-30 10:06 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

我99同你一樣,話說我99唔like我,搬左兩個月都未上過我地新局,我老公當然想佢上黎食下飯啦(我就當然唔想 :mrgreen: )!點知佢地遲左成個鐘到,上到黎一粒飯都唔食,話啱啱食左麥當當!我頂佢丫
之後我咪黑面,我老公重幫佢亞媽:'佢唔舒服,所以唔食飯姐!'我話:'你當我白痴呀!一係就你亞媽白痴,唔舒服去食麥當當!'
sorrymonkey 寫道:
基本上我99都唔錯,但佢成日以為自己整嘅嘢係冇人能及......記得我老公曾係佢阿媽面前讚我廚藝好(唔係講笑,一圍八餸一湯難唔倒我......唔好意思,有啲自大 )咁有次我老公叫我負責煮一圍,點知99全晚乜都唔食......話胃痛喎......之後,夜晚走去煮公仔麵,胃痛到要食公仔麵???啲戲真係假。

嗰次之後,我未入過佢廚房掂佢個鑊鏟 :tongue:
唔好點評我


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發表於 06-1-30 10:26 |只看該作者

Re: 99經典嘅對話!

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