禾隻佬咪又係咁~~~呢個星期已經問左禾好多次:"老婆!仲有無血血啫~~~~" K.O.你咪有血血囉~~~!!! 
成日都候住禾,禾仲橙啦!晚晚與色魔同眠~~~~!!巧彩訓覺中間隔住BAND仔咋!有BAND仔保護住媽咪,禾至有覺好訓~~~~!!! :-( :-( :-(elf 寫道:
bandband,
禾都唔巧意思講七雷, 禾個隻仲衰...係巧巧巧巧衰!!!
1)同佢距離半尺之內, 即咀埋來
2)唔可以俾佢掂到手以外既其他部分, 佢會即時有行動
3)盡量唔巧同佢共處床上, 後果先負
4)成日開口埋口都話「我早有怎備」(你去c 啦!!)
總之, 隻衰野既行為就.....嚇死人..祿山之手已到達化境, 成日扮哂冇野...我都俾佢蝦得慘囉~
Wakakakakaka!!!笑C禾喇~~~~!!!蝴蝶佢都夠膽講得七口呀~~~!!!我隻佬頂多話巾巾咋~~~~!!!乜都用叠字~~~!!!至從生左亞仔豬後,禾同隻佬成日都扮BB講野...不過唔好話禾講野露骨~~~!!!有次禾隻佬又是想要要,一野攬實禾,禾唔豬典解巧自然咁同佢講:"喂,你爽典呀?爽點茄汁呀????" 禾講完至醒起禾又講錯野!又俾隻衰佬借題發揮,佢話佢嗰個寶貝係---->薯條~~~!!! 笑到禾地肚刀痛埋~~~~!!!! elf 寫道:
band,
唉..禾個隻....禾都唔巧意思講, 禾有時唔想, 諗字打走佢d衰咀、衰手、衰腳就走得甩啦....典豬佢衰到伸手摸我蘿柚, 仲話「都摸唔到有蝴蝶, 點解唔得者」...我真係即時吐血身~~~~亡...
你着咁多衫,咁佢咪乜刀茅得望囉---->
咁又橙左D既~~~~ elf 寫道:
唔得, 覆埋阿band你先, 禾對隻野實在有太多不滿.....
禾初初都唔知"蝴蝶"係咩架...都唔知佢o係邊學番雷架?!!佢成日o係禾面見講埋d衰野架...有時禾真係懷疑, 佢反我反到出癮, 佢明豬有d野禾未聽過, 就專登講七雷反我....有次行gym 用品既shop, 佢見到有張彈床, 問禾豬唔豬咩叫「男童軍跳彈床」..禾真係唔豬嘛...又俾佢印左一大餐...仲有佢d邪笑聲, 聽到都起雞皮呀...
禾又唔怕數埋落去, 佢真係巧"color"架....禾真係每一日都聽到佢講衰野...見到佢既話就更加唔止, 成日問禾「今日咩色呀? 快d講呀」..禾次次都話「唔知呀」...佢隻死野跟手就自己去摷...又扯衫又拉褲, 次次都拆我bra扣, 拆完又頭令令當冇事....我巧驚佢呀! 禾而家巧想快d到冬天, 著多幾件衫, 著埋樽領, 禾睇佢仲有咩好望
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