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10 SIGNS YOU'RE A NEW MOTHER
1) That half-glazed, half-euphoric experession is giveaway. Form that first heady look into
your newborn's eyes and jolt of recognition it feels like you've always know each
other-you're in love. It's like she's always been here and you can't imagine life without
her. But you'd still do anything for a good night's sleep.
2) You hysterical laughter when , a few days after giving birth , your midwife asks , with a
stranght face, what contraception you're planning to use. Er, the not-having-sex method?
Funnily enough, what with the stitches and rockhard boobs, you're not really in the mood
3) You and your partner dissolve into giggles when you refer to each other as Mummy
and Daddy . On your first family outing, jostling to push the parm, you switch between
soppy smiles and cracking up when you catch each other's eye . Look at us ! We're
parents! Er, does that make us grown-up?
4) Proudly stepping out with your baby in your new baby sling, there's only one problem.
It's not done up properly. Thoes straps are so confusing especilally on two hours kip a night
5) You're a magnet for advice often unwanted. Once you've sirted the baby sling, brace yourself
for how many times a well meaning old dear asks you,`Can he breathe all right in there, love?'
You think:`I've just given birth and still can't sit down. Do you really think I'm going to suffocate
my baby after ging through all that , EH? you say :`thanks, but he's fine.' Wow.With motherhood
comes maturity
6) Although you do have paranoias of your own,Mrs. You've spent hours trying to get her to sleep.
When you check her- a nanosecond later she's sleeping so deeply, tou gingerly put your hand
on her chest to check she's breathing. Result ? One screaming baby .
7) Forget an oh-so-elegant pashmina, your must-have accessory is a muslin colth over the shoulder
to mop up the baby sick. But those telltale white stains sttill appear halfway down your back.
8) You can't hear a sad story, especially about children, without crying. Everything sets you off even
the puppy in that filpping loo roll advert. Hormones have a hell of a lot to answear for .......
9) Those wet patches on your T-shirt. Your newborn cries, and you have a milk "letdown". People
give you an embarrassed once-over then look away quickly. Why doesn't anyone ever tell you?
Talking of leakage......
10) One minute you're in fits of laughters as you swap birth stories with you antenatal gang, the
next you're rushing to the loo red-faced. that pelvic floor just isn't what it used to be .
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