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[好文] 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!


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發表於 05-1-19 10:14 |顯示全部帖子

1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

Just for laugh, enjoy.....
Specially to all the moms (and dads) out there
:mrgreen:
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At Home

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins (my favorite one)

1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: when 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.

3rd child: when 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his pocket money.

Your Clothes

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

The Layette

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, & fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean & discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries

1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Pacifier

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

Activities

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, BabySwing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going out

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home
many times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins (my favorite one)

1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: when 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.

3rd child: when 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his pocket money.


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發表於 05-1-19 10:45 |顯示全部帖子

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男爵府

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發表於 05-1-19 13:20 |顯示全部帖子

Re: 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

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男爵府

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發表於 05-1-19 16:27 |顯示全部帖子

Re: 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

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大宅

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發表於 05-1-20 11:58 |顯示全部帖子

Re: 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

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發表於 05-1-20 20:49 |顯示全部帖子

Re: 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

thanks for sharing!


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發表於 05-1-21 04:57 |顯示全部帖子

Re: 1st, 2nd, 3rd Child!!

Thanks


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